
Saturday, May 16
“Is it Morning?”
I don’t think I slept at all last night. I never was able to upload yesterday’s stuff because of the wiring in the hotel. It was after 2:00 am when I got to bed, and it was 4:00 am when I awoke. We leave for Mount Clemens today, the terminus for the ’98 Hot Rod Magazine Power Tour. In order to get there at a reasonable time, we have to leave at 5:30 am. Gary and I agree to meet at the hotel front desk at 5:15 am. At 5:00 am he knocks on my door.
Why did we bother to set a time, if he’s not going to stick with it? Now I know why couples married 50 years can suddenly go postal. It’s lots of little things that become a big thing.
At that early hour, simple tasks seem impossible putting in contact lenses, for example. I have 2 lenses, and 2 eyes. Sounds pretty simple, right? Then why did I put 2 lenses in 1 eye?
They stick together really well, especially at 5:00 am.
Let’s see, what day of the week is this?
What city is this?
What’s my name?
Why am I here? (Oh no, more of that existential crap. I’ve GOT to get a life.)
It’s not really a job, but it sure is an adventure. (And it’s lots of fun, too.)
The wonderful Hampton Inn has these great little bottles of moisturizing lotion I apply one bottle to each arm, and another to my face/neck. It almost helps.
Gary picks the car cover off the ground- someone in the lobby said there were 70 mile per hour winds last night, and I can believe it. Now Gary understands why they call it the “Windy City". And all these years he thought it had to do with political posturing.
Serves him right.
We pull out of the hotel just as the Tour leaves from the hotel across the street. Today will be painful, no doubt, as the roads to Detroit leave a little to be desired in the smoothness category. Some of the folks driving tightly sprung cars are starting to complain about sore, uh, bottoms. Today will NOT be a good day for them.

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As the sun peeks up over the horizon, Zoomina, that pro street Lumina, passes us on I-80.
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Notice that great blue sky. Looks to be a great day to leave Chicago. Running 72 in a 55-zone, we’re passed by most of the Tour, including our “door ding” buddy. I can understand everyone wanting to leave Chicago, but Gary, Indiana is next. Hurry to leave Chicago for Gary? Go figure.
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Now I know why they were in a hurry: to sit still in traffic at 5:45 am.
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There are 2 lanes closed, and no one working.
Ah, your tax dollars hard at work.
We even passed Ripley Street, believe it or not. Unfortunately, the picture didn’t quite turn out, what with the sun in our face. Trust me, it was there.
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We pass the Michigan Welcome Center at 6:30 am some time zone or another Eastern? Central?
Who knows where it changes.
With a lack of sleep induced stupor, I wasn’t quite fast enough with the camera to get the state welcome sign. Gary says I’m slowing down. I really don’t care.
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Gary decides we’re hungry, so he stops in Bridgman, Michigan, at what else McDonalds.
There is one person working the counter, and when we finally get our food the order is screwed up. Gary continues his ranting and raving about all that is wrong in the world while I eat my hotcakes.
Lack of sausage isn’t the end of the world. But, it must be to Gary.
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Other Oldsmobile dudes stop to eat. I fear this may turn in to an Oldsfest for several hours, but am proven wrong. It’s only one hour.
For the next 100 miles, Gary continues his dissertation on the woes of America, all for lack of a sausage patty. Where is Ross Perot when you really need him?
For some reason my eyes are no longer able to focus. I don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep, or my inability to get a word in edgewise with Gary about the state of our country. I think that was Grand Rapids we just passed, but I can’t be sure.

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We catch back up to other Tour cars, including this ultra-straight, ultra-red ’57 Chevy.
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Just then, I turn forward in the seat as we pass the sign for Climax, Michigan. Damn! I was all set for a good photo, and lots of jokes like:
Why do all the kids speed up, yet us older folks slow down when we get to Climax? Can you get to Climax from different routes, or is a direct route the best? How many people REALLY get off at Climax? Is it faster and easier to reach Climax if you have a hot rod?

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Here’s a quickie picture of Climax, but since I wasn’t ready for Climax, it wasn’t very good for me:
By the way, I wonder what the high school team mascot is called?
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Some coincidence, but there’ s a Big Boy near Climax.
All the single women on the Tour stopped.
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A monumentous occasion, the last gas stop of the 1998 Hot Rod Magazine Power Tour, was Dexter, Michigan. While Gary gassed-up, I went in to the full service truck stop / grocery / store / restaurant / garage / museum / hotel / motel / adult book emporium for a quick look around.
I happened to notice one of those Tour dudes driving a tightly sprung car (remember complaining about his “bottom” hurting so bad?). He yelled out, “THEY’VE GOT IT!”
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In short order, many Tour dudes gingerly made their way to aisle 17. A fight almost developed as the stack dwindled down to a few remaining tubes. It got ugly at the end.
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Back to a more pleasant subject cars. Ford brought one of the ’99 Cougars out for folks to see.
It’d be really neat if they’d do an SVT version (hint, hint).
Back to eastbound I-94, and the mad rush to Mount Clemens. We flew by famous names and places. Stuff like:
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Ford World Headquarters. . .
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. . . in Dearborn, Michigan.
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That big ol’ tire that let’s you know Detroit is the car capitol of the world.
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Woodward Avenue. Anyone want to go cruising?
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And Gratiot Avenue. Sounds like a great place for an auto parts store.
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Finally, after NOT making the wrong turn we arrived in Mount Clemens,
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with the Hot Rod Magazine Power Tour van.
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Some of the Tour folks were already there and others wouldn’t make it for a while because they had different directions.
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Must have been a SNAFU with who got what piece of paper. So, I thought I’d give everybody a look at how they SHOULD have gone:
Save ’em for next year, folks.
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They even erected a really swell finish line for us notice that great blue sky.
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But unfortunately made us turn 12 feet beforehand and park in a lot a block off the action. All the locals must have swiped the good parking places, I guess.
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But, the crowds started filling the street,
people and cars everywhere.
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There were lots of great displays, including Ford SVO. . .
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. . . and GM Performance with some concept cars.
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The Hot Rod Magazine 50th Anniversary rod,
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shown here with Sniper.
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The local car club finally came to their senses and found room for us long haulers. Out of the lot we went, and a couple of blocks down the main drag. Then we finally got to see other deranged folks who had driven over 3,000 miles total (trust me, it’s a LONG way), like Dave Ahokas of San Antonio, with his blown 33 Willys,
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and Winnie Flugger (with 5-year-old Jacki riding shotgun).
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Locals had some interesting cars too, though I doubt this really qualifies as a car.
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In a coincidence of grand proportion, we parked next to a green Hornet SC 360. Our trusty companion, Jack, spied his long lost brother Jerry. It was such a tearful reunion I couldn’t even focus the camera.
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Really gets you down deep inside to see such a heartwarming reunion of long lost family members, doesn’t it?

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Afterwards, Jack was really happy to have not only found his brother, but be done with the Tour. He’s already hinting about the fall 1998 Power Tour (Boston to Orlando), because Jerry told him about several of his other brothers who have retired to Florida. He wants to look ’em up. Maybe we just will.
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Gary detailed the 442 for the last time while the crowd milled about.
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Gray Baskerville, that gadabout and Hot Rod Magazine icon, stopped by for his annual photo op with Jack.
That’s how we knew the Tour was really over.
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We stuck around until dark, saying our good byes to friends like Harry and Cindy from Virginia (Remember? 1KUL67 license plates),
Trace in the RRRUSH Camaro, the old guys who know how to have lots of fun (Dave from Texas, along with Tim and Dan, brothers from Michigan), and of course, Dave in the flamed ’56 Chevy pick-up. (Hey Dave, let Donna come along next year, okay?)
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After dark, the Oldsmobile groupies all came to worship at the altar of 442.
Reverend Gary stood at the pulpit, giving thanks to REO (that’s Ransom E. Oldsmobile, for you non-Olds guys) for his creations. Me? I got cold and tired.
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I finally pried Gary away from his admirers and we managed to find our hotel for the night. Since we need to have the car at Reliable Transport tomorrow morning early, and I had LOTS of work to do, I passed on dinner and got down to it. About 2:00 am, I called it a day (or would that be night?). Up since 4:00 am central time and to bed at 2:00 am eastern time. That, uh, let’s see oh hell, that’s a LONG time.
The 1998 Hot Rod Magazine Power Tour is history. It’ll go down as one of sun, fun, and (for some thankfully not me) sore buns. Just five months until the East Coast Tour. I’d better start packing now.
Until then.
Forrest Tosie
Mothers® PolishesWaxesCleaners
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1998 Cruise Night Schedule
Thursday, May 7
Pomona Fairplex, Pomona, CA
Friday, May 8
Fairplex, Mesquite, NV
Saturday, May 9
Intermountain Events Center,
Grand Junction, CO
Sunday, May 10
Bandimere Speedway, Morrison, CO
Monday, May 11
NW Kansas VoTech School,
Goodland, KS
Turesday, May 12
Station Casino, Kansas City, MO
Wednesday, May 13
St. Louis, MO
Thursday, May 14
State Fairgrounds, Indianapolis, IN
Friday, May 15
Tinley Park, Chicago, IL
Saturday, May 16
Downtown, Mount Clemens, MI
Sunday, May 17th
Mount Clemens, MI
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